精闢分析「貓奴」和「狗奴」的差別！網友點出中肯共通點：都討厭人類 | 法式軟糖 | 鍵盤大檸檬

一個人對寵物的偏好可能暗示了他的性格，一般來說，喜歡狗的人往往被認為比較外向、較真、遵守規則；而愛貓的人，通常比較安靜、敏感、有點叛逆。

《Huffpost》網站整理出推特上關於「狗奴」和「貓奴」更精闢的見解，一起來看看吧！

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twitter@imteddybless：
狗奴：這是我的天使Rex，牠學會19個超棒的技能，每天早上還會為我送來脫鞋！
貓奴：我愛牠的一切，就算牠亂撒尿我也愛。牠的興趣是吃蟲子和亂喵喵叫。如果牠要我為牠殺人，我會赴湯蹈火在所不辭。

[dog people] here’s my angel Rex! he knows 19 tricks & brings me my slippers every morning!
[cat people] this is Princess Murder who lets me live with her.she pees on everything i love. her interests include screaming & eating bugs. when she asks me to kill for her i will say yes
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 23, 2019

twitter@simonsinek：
狗奴和貓奴的區別：狗奴希望他們的狗是人，貓奴人希望他們自己是貓。

The difference between dog people and cat people: dog people wish their dogs were people. Cat people wish they were cats.
— Simon Sinek (@simonsinek) June 23, 2018

twitter@paperbeatstweet：
狗奴討厭貓，貓奴討厭人。

dog people hate cats and cat people hate people
—(@paperbeatstweet) August 7, 2018

twitter@MaraWilson：
朋友：你的狗好機掰
狗奴：你才機掰，你全家都機掰
朋友：你的貓好機掰
貓奴：對，牠很機掰

"Dogs are assholes"
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015

twitter@anne_theriault
狗奴：哦，別擔心，牠很友好，牠很愛人的！牠只是一個又大又軟的天使寶寶，連一隻蒼蠅都捨不得傷害。
貓奴：牠喔，就是不折不扣的怪物。警告你不要和牠有任何眼神接觸，不要驚擾牠，因為牠會咬掉你的臉，然後在旁邊大聲嘲笑你。

Dog owner: oh, don’t worry, he’s friendly! He loves people! He’s just a big old softie angel baby and he would never hurt a fly

Cat owner: he’s a literal monster. Try not to make eye contact with him or otherwise upset him. He will literally eat your face and then LAUGH about it
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 6, 2019

twitter@clhubes：
狗奴：喔喔，我的狗狗就是我的大寶貝。
貓奴：我的貓就是一個完完全全的成年人，我邀請牠和我一起生活，但現在牠以某種方式掌控我們全家。

Dog people: My dog is my CHILD.

Cat people: my cat is a fully grown adult human being that I invited to live with me and now is somehow in charge of my entire household.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 26, 2018

twitter@AliKolbert：
當被問到寵物是什麼品種...
狗奴：古代長鬚牧羊犬、美國史特富郡梗、羅威那混血杜賓...
貓奴：橘貓。

Isn’t is weird how we have one million dog breeds and everyone is like “goldendoodle” this or “chihuahua mix” that and if you ask someone what type of cat they have it’s just like “an orange one”
— Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert) September 12, 2019

twitter@PaulDock93：
貓奴：那些人不喜歡貓是因為他們害怕貓咪的力量和高智商，他們害怕有獨立能力的動物，因為牠們不會像狗一樣對人類卑躬屈膝。
（旁邊的貓：我又被窗簾纏住了啦，乾～）

Anyone: “h-“

Cat people: “People who don’t like cats only hate them because they’re scared of their power & fear their superior intelligence. They’re scared of an animal with independence unlike a fucking servile pathetic dog.”

Cat: *gets tangled in the blind* x
— (@PaulDock93) December 29, 2018

twitter@tastefactory：
狗奴：擁有一個忠誠、友好的伙伴，我好高興RRR
貓奴：可以清理糞便和被鄙視，我好高興RRR

DOG PEOPLE: I like having a loyal, friendly companion.
CAT PEOPLE: I like cleaning up shit and being ignored.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 17, 2015

twitter@TheTimmyToes：
朋友：你家狗狗好棒！
狗奴：不不不，你家狗狗才是最棒的！
朋友：我家貓貓好棒！
貓奴：不不不，我家貓貓才是最棒的！

Dog People:
"your dog is amazing!"
"no, YOUR dog is amazing!"

Cat People:
"my cat is amazing!"
"no, MY cat is amazing!"
— You Love To See It Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) September 11, 2015

twitter@ComedyCentral：
至少狗奴和貓奴有一個共同點，「他們都恨人類」。